Meagan, Peagan, oh hell its PEG!

Peg (Meagan D.)- a creature made from Big Wil and Liz D. 

Peg was born on September 23, 1988. She was born in the Napa Valley but moved to OR in her youth. She is 5'7 and has freakishly long legs, arms, and torso, but she totally looks proportional. Peg is an interesting human. You may be asking yourself, why are you telling me about Peg? Well, Peg is a very important creature on this earth. She was sent here, from Jesus, to accomplish certain tasks. Now, these tasks are not your normal everyday tasks. These tasks are weird and unusual; and if these tasks weren't weird and unusual, I would have nothing to write right now. (For your own amusement, you can count the number of times I just wrote the word tasks, annoying right?).

Here are some examples of "tasks" that Peg has accomplished:

1. Move to Oregon in her youth and start corrupting people at a young age.

2. Moved to St. Helena and began a new life of corruption.

3. Found the weirdest kids at SHHS to be best friends with and teach them her unusual ways.

Unusual/Out of the Ordinary/Necessary characteristics for life with Peg:

1. Weird noises that come from Peg's mouth.

2. One eye completely open while the other is shut.

3. Can break it down wherever, whenever.

4. Calls potato wedges Jo-jo's.

5. Thinks cat's named cedar are evil (when she really loves him)

6. Loves crunch wrap supremes with shredded cheese.

7. Can always go for a D.C.

8. Is 'greeeeaaaat'

9. Enjoys college trippin' with Kerri H.

10. Loves Mean Girls.

11. Met her twin in college (erin).

12. Will wear cowboy boots on command.

13. Doesn't take crap from anyone, even if it means hitting them in their private parts.

14. Always down for revenge- smearing dog food on cars.

15. Can do a mean(as in badass) prank call.

16. Loves Jesus so she went to a religious college.

17. Is friends with Sac, Quil, Dani, and Annie.

18. A total ranch girl when no one's looking.

19. Likes to take risks in the stock market.

20. Can eat like a man, but never gain a pound.

21. Has curls.

22. Will convince you that driving to the Oregon border to see a football game and sleeping in the car and driving back home is a good idea.

23. Peg, Annie, and a bottle of tequila can really go a long way.

24. Loves to rock out to girls jams.

25. Comes up with evil ideas and sneaky plans.

26. Got her ass kicked by her little sister.

27. Wants to sacrifice Quil one day with the help of Annie.

28. Can do a freaky, gangely run on cue. 

29. Always down for a new adventure.

30. Does a great S.James impression.

31. Word usage: bro, holla, sista, DC, hoodrat, tit 

32. Doesn't know it yet, but loves Tim Lincecum.

Peg is creature that everyone should meet. She is filled with laughing gas, tickle me elmos, and a whole mess of things; but overall, she is filled with wisdom.

"Whatevers jew do, do not, give her the change."

 

 

Hallowfeen

First Halloween came. It was great. Danielle and I decided to give our friends a lil treat, and throw a kick ass party. We knew this task that we were about to take on wouldn't be easy. So we put our brill. minds together and put ideas into the snap cup (thanks Ele Woods). We finally figured out what we would do for the party. It would of course be a halloween party! Everyone could wear costumes and we could have beer everywhere and baby hands hanging from the ceiling. It would for sure be a hit. Until....

Anne turned into Gilly. Thats where it all began. We knew were about to get out of control when she put that fro, jumper and tall socks, that the night was going to be a wild and crazy ride. Hold on to your panty hose (pantimedias) kids because your in for a rough ride.This here is Gilly. She is a crazy human. There is no telling what this human creature will do. This is where most of the madness begun. I'm scared. Next comes Tina! Now before I show Tina here is a quick bio. Tina Lincecum is the sister of Tim Lincecum, the hottest slash most amazing pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. Now Tina is a great girl. She looks almost identical to Tim and its so cute. She loves baseball, flying kites off of the golden gate bridge, snowboarding in Tahoe, adopting cats named cedar, catching the smell of rainbows in jars, pickling eggs, tickling leaves on a fall afternoon, listening to HSM when the time is right, going to Disneyland, playing with sharks during shark week, watching mean girls, dancing like the mom in mean girls, killing humans and bbqing them up, dancing with wolves, and last but not least, just kickin back with Giants and hitting some balls and slappin each others ass's. Shes definitley your average american girl. Here is the beauty herself. Tina.
You gotta love her just stretching before a big night of partying. Love you tina.

Things have been weird since you've been gone.

Hey everyone-

So I have totally been MIA (missing in action- I totally just learned this) for a while now. I am sorry to my fans, as in probably 2 viewers which are my cat and roommate, but whatever. Here's what i have been up to lately. I hope your ready for a rough ride.

Sin,
Anne

Watch this video or else...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpkucGr0Jho

And now a word from Tina the Xmas tree of Musty Vil

Some call me a dreamer, some call me a poet.
But most people call me a buttery piece of blog stuck to the bottom of a steve madden shoe.

I recall a moment in time where there was a lamp who shared stories with me. Yes this lamp spoke. You may be asking yourself why I was talking to a lamp; but what I ask myself is, why are you reading this if you don't talk to lamps.

There are three things in my lifetime that I fell I need to accomplish until my next life:

1. Massage tree bark on a redwood in Canada, and sing songs of leather and the color green.
2. Become one with nature by flying through the jungles of madagascar.
and...
3. Running across the Giants field at AT&T park and feeling the "spongey" grass while its game time, and giving Tim Lincecum a hug, and potientally getting escorted out of the park by three hot policia men.
oh and their is a fourth.
4. Becoming Kristin Whigs wing girl on Saturday Night Live.

Holla Holla
Root Canals fo life bitches

The truth has been released.

For a moment, freeze time and take a step out of you; and see what your life looks like to you.

Your twenty for a moment.
Just a small town girl.
There is still time to live
Only one wish.
Maybe better than this.
There is still time for you.
For a moment, you can hardly breathe.
Feeling like a child, loosing control.
Makes other smile where ever you go.
Which way will you run,
Feeling that you have no control, so just run.
Your empty but stay strong.
Question the hole inside that no one can see.
Nobody really knows.
Just a heart all alone.
Sometimes you just can't feel like theres a home.
No place at all.
The weight of all your dreams keeps you steady.
The wind can blow dreams away no matter how deep.
You want love? then make it.
You hope to find what you want, but it never comes.
It hurts you sometimes; but only laughter can cover it.
So happy yet not.
everything at your fingertips, but not fulfilled
Where to go. No where seems comfortable.
Even when the sun isn't shining you will always be a friend
It feels as though the world has past you by.
Its raining more than ever, but no one there to dry you off.
Stick it out until its time to go.
Your time will come, don't end it now,
So stand up on that stage an take your first bow.

Vocal stylings by m&a